I just discovered Paula Patton. Man. OK, words fail me, but I’ll try. This woman is stunning. She’s celestial. I was waiting for another girl to come along. I’ve been in a dry spell lately. No more Angie (see the Pitt posting), Tia Texada is MIA, I can never seem to catch an episode of SVU so Mariska is not in my line of sight anymore… I needed some new blood. I got it.
There is a catch. A pretty big catch.
She’s married to…ack…Robin Thicke.
On one hand, hey, Great job Robin. Seriously. Way to go, man. But, how did a man with an annoying moustache and a voice that sounds like he’s been kicked in the nuts repeatedly score such a goddess?
I’m very confused. I think I’m as confused by this as people who were around in the early 80′s would have been to see Rachel Hunter with Rod Stewart. Why do such beautiful women go for such random men? But then, I look at Brad Pitt and Angie. (see? It all comes back to the Original One, or the Big O.) They are both hot. I think it gives people the willies to see two people blessed with such perfection with each other. It disturbs the balance of the universe. So maybe that’s why Robin Thicke landed such a hottie.
If Paula Patton would have ended up with…. hmm… I don’t know…. (god forbid) Trent Reznor, a black hole would have swallowed the earth. So maybe she is with the kicked-in-the-nuts guy as a public service. Maybe she gives hope to falsetto-moustachioed dudes everywhere.
She’s so hot! I’m so confused!